Actors Bios
Detective Terry Shane
- Has been solving crimes since 1989
- Doesn’t really exist, though he gets most of the phone calls
- Can be played by a man or a woman, hence the name Terry
- Can’t understand why everyone’s always laughing during his murder investigation
- Wanted for: crashing corporate Christmas parties, team builders, and other events
Janet St. Germain
- Title: GODMOTHER, ruling over this entire syndicate, since 1999
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Karma Mystikka, Dr Penny Trayshin, Nelli Woodsay
- Still rocks out to any 80’s song
- Isn’t sure what she wants to do when she grows up so she stays in school
- Recently obtained her WSET III, which was just a good excuse to make her friends bring over much better and more expensive wine
- Wanted for: faking an asthma attack to get out of a speeding ticket
Brendan Hunter
- Creative Director / Master of Micro-Mysteries
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AKA: Serge, T-Dawg, Rhinestone Reverend
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Accomplishments:
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Award winning film maker
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Touring Voice Actor for animation and video games,
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Always the 2nd funniest guy in the room.
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Wanted For: Shorts too tight, butt too noticeable
Tom Blazejewicz
- Title: Edmonton Producer
- AKA: Detective Terry Shane, Waldo Brundizzi, Mee-Maw
- Fled Poland and Ottawa Ontario, last seen in the Edmonton area.
- Ghostwriter, playwright, painter, photographer, actor.
- Nominated for an acting award at the Macabre Film Festival in New York in 2017.
- Wanted for: Overworking, making great cappuccinos, convention improv in the 404th degree.
Dan Desmarais
- Title: Ottawa Producer
- Aka: Detective Terry Shane, Dr. Watson, Serge.
- Aka Aka: The invisible man
- Rumor has it he’s in Ottawa, Ontario but he’s never been seen.
- Accomplishments: Award winning actor, international interactive site-specific actor in historical buildings, 30+ IMDB credits and ranked in the top 100,000 actors in the world (up 4,393,538 this week)
- Fears: Balloons (they can pop at any second, evil things), Urinals (they always flush…when I’m still there)
- Wanted for: scientific experiments.
Brennan Garnett
- Title: New Brunswick Producer
- AKA: Chef pepe, Terry Shane, Donovan, Inspector Dijon, Santa
- Writer/Director
- Has some killer dance moves… pun intended
- Wanted for murdering popular hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” in what can only be described as a karaoke catastrophe
Anne McMaster
- Title: Toronto Producer (and most places all over Ontario)
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Bunny Brundizzi, Penny Trashin
- Accomplishments: Making Your Boss Laugh. 20+ years in the comedy business, award-winning writer & performer, her 13 year old son thinks she is “cringe”. Knows every comedian in Canada. This is not a brag, it’s a cry for help.
- Wanted For: Shedding sequins across Ontario
Michelle McLernon
- Title: Red Deer Producer
- AKA: Kat Stocking, Fifi LaTrick, Birdie Partridge, Lily-Beth, Buddy the Elf, Herb
- Accomplishments: Actor, teacher, chaos coordinator, photo bandit, sun seeker, and chocolate fanatic. Traveled the world, spun around 5 times blindfolded and accidently ended up in Red Deer. Miraculously survives Canadian winters with minor grumbling. Trained with director Baz Luhrmann. Performed at the Commonwealth Games
- Wanted for: Russian roulette of accents and coercion of costume parties.
Rachel Kent
- Title: Vancouver Producer
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Rita Scallopini, Terry Shane, Dr. Penny Tration
- Accomplishments: can make up a song about anything on the spot, makes a mean apple pie, and an oat milk cappucino to die for.
- Wanted For: using puns to incur bodily harm and mental distress
Alyssa Hudson
- Title: Grande Prairie Producer
- AKA: MeMa, Herb, Terry Shane
- Education: National Theatre School of Canada – Actor
- Related Interests: Alberta Playwrights Network Board Member, Spotlight
Performance Collective Founding Member - Spotted: Around Grande Prairie teaching their youngsters theatre games.
- Wanted for: Her collection of wigs and postiche.
Stacey Tates
- Title: Saskatoon Producer
- AKA: Karma, Nelly and Rita
- Musical Theatre actor, Choir member, former SSP board member
- Besides on stage she is a techie extraordinaire, dealer of props, dabbler in Stage Management
- Best night out: Karaoke with friends, games nights and tracing genealogy
- Wanted for: Her collection of wigs and postiche.
