Detective Terry Shane
- Has been solving crimes since 1989
- Doesn’t really exist, though he gets most of the phone calls
- Can be played by a man or a woman, hence the name Terry
- Can’t understand why everyone’s always laughing during his murder investigation
- Wanted for: crashing corporate Christmas parties, team builders, and other events
Janet St. Germain
- Title: GODMOTHER, ruling over this entire syndicate, since 1999
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Karma Mystikka, Dr Penny Trayshin, Nelli Woodsay
- Still rocks out to any 80’s song
- Isn’t sure what she wants to do when she grows up so she stays in school
- Recently obtained her WSET III, which was just a good excuse to make her friends bring over much better and more expensive wine
- Wanted for: faking an asthma attack to get out of a speeding ticket
- Title: Executive Producer
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Karma Mystikka, Kat Stocking, Brittney Ball
- Accomplishments: Dancer, actor, singer, snuggler of ginger cats, grower of sunflowers, renovator of own century home
- Wanted For: Hi-jacked a high end wig boutique and is always changing aliases… no one knows what her real hair colour is!
- Title: Vancouver Producer
- AKA: Terry Shane, Inspector Dijon, JT, Waldo
- Title holder of Mr. Gay Canada 2019
- Over 11 million video views on his YouTube channel
- Host/Producer for Canada’s national LGBTQ TV station
- Wanted For: Being part of these mysterious murders since 2002
- Title: Calgary Producer
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Bunny Brundizzi, Terri Shane, Sandy Burglass
- Accomplishments: Skilled in herding actors, despite them straying like cats.
- A human giraffe, she can fall down on cue (on purpose and by accident)
- Able to yield a 12′ whip, and only occasionally smacking herself in the face.
- Wanted For: Lethal use of a pushup bra.
- Creative Director / Master of Micro-Mysteries
AKA: Serge, T-Dawg, Rhinestone Reverend
Award winning film maker
Touring Voice Actor for animation and video games,
Always the 2nd funniest guy in the room.
Wanted For: Shorts too tight, butt too noticeable
- Title: Edmonton Producer
- AKA: Detective Terry Shane, Waldo Brundizzi, Mee-Maw
- Fled Poland and Ottawa Ontario, last seen in the Edmonton area.
- Ghostwriter, playwright, painter, photographer, actor.
- Nominated for an acting award at the Macabre Film Festival in New York in 2017.
- Wanted for: Overworking, making great cappuccinos, convention improv in the 404th degree.
- Title: Grande Prairie / Lethbridge Producer
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick; Karma Mystikka
- Accomplishments: BA in Theatre from the University of Lethbridge
- Wanted For: Hoarding all the dinosaurs.
- Title: Toronto Producer
- AKA: Boochie, The Fradster, Terry Shane, Fifi Latrick, Kat Stocking, Penny Trayshin, CANADA’S BIG CITY BOSS
- Still talks to her puppets and owns it. Obsessed with fashion photography
- Still learning the basic skills of living in her forties. Still gets carded at the liquor store. OH. YEAH.
- Accomplishments: Dancer, actor, martial artist, opera director, personal trainer, writer, clown, tumbling, silliness.
- Wanted For: Rebelling against regular society and refusing to be tamed.
- Recently obtained cooking skills and domestication. She calls it the power of COVID.
- Title: Ottawa Producer
- Aka: Detective Terry Shane, Dr. Watson, Serge.
- Aka Aka: The invisible man
- Rumor has it he’s in Ottawa, Ontario but he’s never been seen.
- Accomplishments: Award winning actor, international interactive site-specific actor in historical buildings, 30+ IMDB credits and ranked in the top 100,000 actors in the world (up 4,393,538 this week)
- Fears: Balloons (they can pop at any second, evil things), Urinals (they always flush…when I’m still there)
- Wanted for: scientific experiments.
- Title: New Brunswick Producer
- AKA: Chef pepe, Terry Shane, Donovan, Inspector Dijon, Santa
- Has some killer dance moves… pun intended
- Wanted for murdering popular hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” in what can only be described as a karaoke catastrophe
- Title: Kelowna / Penticton Producer
- Title: Saskatoon / Regina Producer
- Excellent at sleeping
- Obsessed with improv
- Wanted for: ferreting out the truth with her animal companions