Actors Bios
Janet St. Germain
- Title: GODMOTHER, ruling over this entire syndicate, since 1999
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Karma Mystikka, Dr Penny Trayshin, Nelli Woodsay
- Still rocks out to any 80’s song
- Isn’t sure what she wants to do when she grows up so she stays in school
- Recently obtained her WSET III, which was just a good excuse to make her friends bring over much better and more expensive wine
- Wanted for: faking an asthma attack to get out of a speeding ticket
Detective Terry Shane
- Has been solving crimes since 1989
- Doesn’t really exist, though he gets most of the phone calls
- Can be played by a man or a woman, hence the name Terry
- Can’t understand why everyone’s always laughing during his murder investigation
- Wanted for: crashing corporate Christmas parties, team builders, and other events
Tom Blazejewicz
- Title: Edmonton Producer
- AKA: Detective Terry Shane, Waldo Brundizzi, Me-Ma
- Fled Poland and Ottawa Ontario, last seen in the Edmonton area.
- Ghostwriter, playwright, painter, photographer, actor.
- Nominated for an acting award at the Macabre Film Festival in New York in 2017.
- Wanted for: Overworking, making great cappuccinos, convention improv in the 404th degree.
Dan Desmarais
- Title: Ottawa Producer
- Aka: Detective Terry Shane, Dr. Watson, Serge.
- Accomplishments: Award winning actor, international interactive site-specific actor in historical buildings, 30+ IMDB credits and ranked in the top 100,000 actors in the world (up 4,393,538 this week)
- Fears: Balloons (they can pop at any second, evil things), Urinals (they always flush…when I’m still there)
- Wanted for: scientific experiments.
Anne McMaster
- Title: Toronto Producer (and most places all over Ontario)
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Bunny Brundizzi, Penny Trashin
- Accomplishments: Making Your Boss Laugh. 20+ years in the comedy business, award-winning writer & performer. Knows almost every comedian in Canada. This is not a brag, it’s a cry for help.
- Wanted For: Shedding sequins and moulting feathers across Ontario
Michelle McLernon
- Title: Red Deer Producer
- AKA: Kat Stocking, Fifi LaTrick, Birdie Partridge, Lily-Beth, Buddy the Elf, Herb
- Accomplishments: Actor, teacher, chaos coordinator, photo bandit, sun seeker, and chocolate fanatic. Traveled the world, spun around 5 times blindfolded and accidently ended up in Red Deer. Miraculously survives Canadian winters with minor grumbling. Trained with director Baz Luhrmann. Performed at the Commonwealth Games
- Wanted for: Russian roulette of accents and coercion of costume parties.
Alyssa Hudson
- Title: Grande Prairie Producer
- AKA: MeMa, Herb, Terry Shane
- Education: National Theatre School of Canada – Actor
- Related Interests: Alberta Playwrights Network Board Member, Spotlight
Performance Collective Founding Member - Spotted: Around Grande Prairie teaching their youngsters theatre games.
- Wanted for: Her collection of wigs and postiche.
Jeremy Park
- Title: Calgary Producer
- AKA: Terry Shane, Serge, Dr. Herb Skanheelu
- Accomplishments: Won the class pumpkin for Halloween in grade 5.
- Wanted For: His generally luke-warm reception to eggs.
Samuel Grove
- Title: Producer, Moncton & Fredericton
- AKA: Terry Shane, Donavon, Richard, Waldo
- Accomplishments: Born in the Maritimes, grew up in Cameroon. Multi-disciplinary actor for stage, film and voice, nominated for his role in Teagan Anderson-Léger’s film The Job (2024).
- Wanted For: Having too many tabs open, driving exactly the speed limit.
Cam White
- Title: Halifax Producer
- AKA: Terry Shane, Donato, Uncle Buck, Herb Skanheelu
- Accomplishments: Folk-inspired pop rock artist, writer and storyteller. Professional acting and musician work with two theatre companies. Owner of CW LIVE Entertainment, a booking agency.
- Wanted For: Mean harmonica playing and masterful accent work.
Bonnie Gratz
- Title: Kelowna Producer
- AKA: Fifi LaTrick, Miss Starlet
- Accomplishments: Award-winning director, playwright, actor and teacher.
- Wanted For: Obsession with strange costumes and stranger movies.
Danova Dickson
- Title: Saskatoon Producer
- AKA: Jenny
- Accomplishments: An actor, improvisor, clown and producer in Saskatoon. Founder of Two Bees Productions. Winner of Best Local Production at the 2026 Saskatoon Fringe Festival.
- Wanted For: Grand larceny and eating the last good peach ever.
